1 00:00:01,381 --> 00:00:04,313 Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, America had one clear enemy... 2 00:00:04,313 --> 00:00:05,278 the Russians. 3 00:00:05,314 --> 00:00:06,780 It was the age of the Cold War. 4 00:00:06,815 --> 00:00:08,715 Capitalism vs. Communism. 5 00:00:08,751 --> 00:00:10,217 Reagan vs. Gorbachev. 6 00:00:10,252 --> 00:00:12,319 Rocky vs. That roided-out monster 7 00:00:12,354 --> 00:00:13,887 who killed Apollo Creed. 8 00:00:13,922 --> 00:00:16,289 But the only war I knew was the one with my brother. 9 00:00:16,289 --> 00:00:17,621 And like any superpowers, 10 00:00:17,657 --> 00:00:19,957 most of our fights were about border disputes. 11 00:00:19,992 --> 00:00:21,492 Dude! You're in my space. 12 00:00:21,527 --> 00:00:22,993 You're in my space! 13 00:00:23,896 --> 00:00:24,828 Beverly: Stop it. 14 00:00:24,864 --> 00:00:26,730 Don't you... Stop fighting. 15 00:00:26,766 --> 00:00:29,133 Like any warring factions, we didn't understand each other 16 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:30,601 and had nothing in common. 17 00:00:30,636 --> 00:00:33,137 Barry roller-skated to Wham! to impress the ladies 18 00:00:33,172 --> 00:00:35,372 while I roller-skated to "Starlight Express" 19 00:00:35,408 --> 00:00:37,041 to impress the theatergoers. 20 00:00:37,076 --> 00:00:38,842 I barely survived gym class... 21 00:00:38,842 --> 00:00:40,909 [Whistle blows] ... While Barry thrived as an athlete. 22 00:00:40,944 --> 00:00:42,544 [Grunts] 23 00:00:42,579 --> 00:00:45,314 My dream was to be the next Steven Spielberg. 24 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,549 Barry's dream was to be the next Charles Barkley. 25 00:00:47,584 --> 00:00:49,051 Swish, Baby! 26 00:00:49,086 --> 00:00:50,886 I collected garbage pail kids 27 00:00:50,921 --> 00:00:52,988 while Barry loved his baseball cards. 28 00:00:53,023 --> 00:00:54,256 Dude, check it out. 29 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:56,291 I just got Hairy Mary and Oozy Suzy. 30 00:00:56,327 --> 00:00:57,292 Oh, really? 31 00:00:57,328 --> 00:00:59,361 I got Nerdy Adam and Punchy Barry. 32 00:00:59,696 --> 00:01:02,563 My most prized possession was my Castle Grayskull, 33 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,930 and Barry's was this enormous shoe. 34 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,765 Behold, my lady. 35 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,968 The actual high-top of basketball's greatest badass, 36 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,570 sir Charles Barkley. 37 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:12,338 Cool. 38 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,305 - Let me see... - No! 39 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,941 Your hand contains damaging oils. 40 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,843 You can admire it quietly. 41 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:18,810 At a distance. 42 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,779 How did you even get this thing? 43 00:01:20,779 --> 00:01:22,345 Dave Sirota hooked me up. 44 00:01:22,381 --> 00:01:24,180 His dad's a team doctor. 45 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,249 All I got to do is his math homework 46 00:01:26,249 --> 00:01:27,248 for the rest of year. 47 00:01:27,284 --> 00:01:28,716 That is a horrible deal for him. 48 00:01:28,752 --> 00:01:29,617 Yeah, it is. 49 00:01:29,653 --> 00:01:31,085 Sorry to be this dude, 50 00:01:31,085 --> 00:01:33,418 but it's just a shoe... who cares? 51 00:01:33,454 --> 00:01:34,786 "Who cares?" 52 00:01:34,822 --> 00:01:36,822 This is Charles Barkley. 53 00:01:36,857 --> 00:01:38,590 The round mound of rebound. 54 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,525 The greatest sixer of our time. 55 00:01:40,561 --> 00:01:42,527 Yeah, basketball's not my sport. 56 00:01:42,563 --> 00:01:44,162 Well, sports aren't your sport. 57 00:01:44,162 --> 00:01:46,062 Even my shoe thinks you're a nerd. 58 00:01:46,098 --> 00:01:48,198 Huh? What was that? 59 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,832 "Punch your brother in theards"? 60 00:01:49,832 --> 00:01:50,731 Idiot. 61 00:01:50,766 --> 00:01:52,166 Your shoe sounds a lot like you. 62 00:01:52,201 --> 00:01:53,968 Hey! Knock it off. 63 00:01:54,003 --> 00:01:56,237 What did we discuss? Which Barry do I like? 64 00:01:56,272 --> 00:01:57,171 Sweet Barry. 65 00:01:57,206 --> 00:01:58,739 Whh Barry do I hate? 66 00:01:58,774 --> 00:02:00,207 Yelly, Punchy Barry. 67 00:02:00,243 --> 00:02:01,208 Mm-hmm. 68 00:02:01,244 --> 00:02:03,076 Yep, Barry and I forever lived 69 00:02:03,076 --> 00:02:05,009 in a tense and bitter Cold War. 70 00:02:05,044 --> 00:02:06,277 We were always on guard, 71 00:02:06,312 --> 00:02:08,412 never knowing when the other would strike. 72 00:02:08,448 --> 00:02:10,114 And this year, I decided to mount 73 00:02:10,149 --> 00:02:12,083 an epic attack on April Fools' Day. 74 00:02:12,118 --> 00:02:14,051 My target was the one thing 75 00:02:14,087 --> 00:02:17,221 he told me never to touch with my human oils. 76 00:02:17,257 --> 00:02:19,290 - Where's my Barkley shoe? - Relax. 77 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,590 I spilled some water on it, so I threw it in the dryer. 78 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:23,559 I told you not to touch that thing! 79 00:02:23,594 --> 00:02:25,594 [Footsteps] 80 00:02:25,663 --> 00:02:28,530 Noooooooo! 81 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:31,533 Gone. [Sniffles] 82 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:33,135 Gone forever. 83 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:35,371 Fly away, little size 16. 84 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:37,739 I'm a better person for having known you. 85 00:02:37,739 --> 00:02:39,872 Well, who knew that high heat for an hour 86 00:02:39,872 --> 00:02:40,838 would do that to rubber? 87 00:02:40,873 --> 00:02:41,839 Hmm. 88 00:02:41,874 --> 00:02:44,608 I... Feel... Anger! 89 00:02:44,644 --> 00:02:48,145 [Laughs] 90 00:02:50,416 --> 00:02:51,415 [Laughs] 91 00:02:52,652 --> 00:02:53,584 April fools'! 92 00:02:53,619 --> 00:02:54,585 Oh, balls! 93 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:57,555 Dude, it was an April Fools' joke. 94 00:02:57,590 --> 00:02:59,256 Here's the real shoe, idiot. 95 00:02:59,256 --> 00:03:01,623 [Laughing] Oh, man. 96 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,891 That... yeah. 97 00:03:02,927 --> 00:03:05,294 It's April already. [Laughs] 98 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:06,495 You got me good. 99 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,562 Wait. 100 00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:09,965 Y-you destroyed Castle Grayskull. 101 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,266 You owe me 100 bucks. 102 00:03:11,302 --> 00:03:13,135 Yeah, not gonna happen. 103 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:15,938 You should know I'm unstable and would react poorly. 104 00:03:15,973 --> 00:03:16,805 This is on you. 105 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,074 By the power of Grayskull, 106 00:03:19,109 --> 00:03:21,276 this will not stand. 107 00:03:22,246 --> 00:03:25,213 Thought I lost you, buddy. 108 00:03:25,249 --> 00:03:26,815 I'm twisted up inside 109 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:30,252 But nonetheless I feel the need to say 110 00:03:32,856 --> 00:03:34,222 I don't know the future 111 00:03:34,558 --> 00:03:36,927 But the past keeps getting clearer every day 112 00:03:36,952 --> 00:03:38,952 Synced and Corrected by Laulau www.addic7ed.com 113 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:40,862 It was April 1, 1980-something, 114 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:43,230 and my sister was spending time in her true home... 115 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,231 the mall. 116 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,866 Okay, what do you want to hit next? 117 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:46,967 Benetton or Sam Goody? 118 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:50,103 Holy crap! 119 00:03:50,138 --> 00:03:52,772 Every teenage girl has a defining moment in her life. 120 00:03:52,808 --> 00:03:54,574 For my sister, it was the chance 121 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:57,444 to see her rock idol jam by the food court. 122 00:03:57,444 --> 00:04:01,246 Tiffany... is coming... to our mall? 123 00:04:01,281 --> 00:04:04,349 Sweet God, my life now has meaning. 124 00:04:04,385 --> 00:04:06,952 Yep, back before Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, 125 00:04:06,987 --> 00:04:09,921 teen pop superstars would visit your tiny town 126 00:04:09,957 --> 00:04:12,124 and play a free concert in your local mall. 127 00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:13,458 And the biggest star of them all 128 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:14,593 was Tiffany. 129 00:04:14,628 --> 00:04:15,794 No last name needed. 130 00:04:15,829 --> 00:04:18,830 I think we're alone now 131 00:04:18,866 --> 00:04:20,699 Don't you see what this means? 132 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:24,202 I can give Tiffany my demo tape, and she can discover me. 133 00:04:24,238 --> 00:04:26,171 Oh. Just one problem. 134 00:04:26,206 --> 00:04:27,406 You don't have a demo tape, 135 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,341 and your cheap-ass dad will never pay for one. 136 00:04:29,376 --> 00:04:31,376 Then there's only one play. 137 00:04:31,412 --> 00:04:34,679 What if I told you I could save you $20,000 today? 138 00:04:34,715 --> 00:04:37,582 For the first time in your life, you'd have my full attention. 139 00:04:37,618 --> 00:04:40,185 Well, that's the price of a college education these days. 140 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,620 And for a mere $200, 141 00:04:41,655 --> 00:04:45,323 I can record a music demo tape and hand it off to Tiffany, 142 00:04:45,359 --> 00:04:48,360 thereby skipping college and achieving my life dream 143 00:04:48,395 --> 00:04:50,796 of becoming a teen singing sensation. 144 00:04:50,831 --> 00:04:52,464 Dreams? Who said "dreams"? 145 00:04:52,499 --> 00:04:54,065 Mama's here. I support you. 146 00:04:54,065 --> 00:04:55,197 Don't! 147 00:04:55,232 --> 00:04:58,067 She wants to sing instead of going to college. 148 00:04:58,102 --> 00:04:59,201 It's a nightmare. 149 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:00,636 I'm not a total idiot. 150 00:05:00,671 --> 00:05:03,806 I've worked out a surefire plan that will get me to the top. 151 00:05:03,841 --> 00:05:05,508 Listen to our snuggle monkey. 152 00:05:05,543 --> 00:05:07,777 She has a plan. It's surefire. 153 00:05:08,312 --> 00:05:09,278 What's the plan? 154 00:05:09,313 --> 00:05:11,180 I take my awesome demo tape to the mall 155 00:05:11,415 --> 00:05:12,481 and hand it to Tiffany. 156 00:05:12,516 --> 00:05:15,617 The minute she hears my soulful voice, boom! 157 00:05:15,653 --> 00:05:17,052 - It happens. - What happens? 158 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:19,088 I open for her in malls across the country. 159 00:05:19,123 --> 00:05:20,456 That's when I get a record deal 160 00:05:20,525 --> 00:05:22,458 and meat Simon Le Bon from Duran Duran 161 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:24,026 at Calvin Klein's lakehouse. 162 00:05:24,061 --> 00:05:26,395 Here's a plan... college! 163 00:05:26,431 --> 00:05:28,798 Oh, you're such a grumpy pants. 164 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:31,066 Just you wait. Her plan will work. 165 00:05:31,102 --> 00:05:32,501 Yes! I love you, mom. 166 00:05:32,537 --> 00:05:34,737 Aww. [Chuckles] [Sighs] 167 00:05:34,772 --> 00:05:36,272 [Sighs] 168 00:05:36,307 --> 00:05:39,308 The [Bleep] Murray? Why didn't you stop me? 169 00:05:39,343 --> 00:05:41,410 Stop you? You were chewing my head off! 170 00:05:41,446 --> 00:05:44,613 My baby wants to sing? That's not a job. 171 00:05:44,649 --> 00:05:46,148 But you just told her it was! 172 00:05:46,184 --> 00:05:47,283 You got to go up there and tell her 173 00:05:47,318 --> 00:05:48,284 she's got to go to college. 174 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:49,819 Why? You just told her she didn't! 175 00:05:49,854 --> 00:05:51,353 Because I'm the dream pusher, 176 00:05:51,389 --> 00:05:52,855 and you're the dream smusher. 177 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:53,956 That's how this works. 178 00:05:53,991 --> 00:05:56,492 This is a thing? I'm the smusher? 179 00:05:56,527 --> 00:05:57,993 Yes. I push, you smush. 180 00:05:58,029 --> 00:05:59,595 That's the natural order of things. 181 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,498 I didn't sign up for this! You smush for once. 182 00:06:02,533 --> 00:06:05,468 You know, it's exhausting always having to be the bad guy. 183 00:06:05,503 --> 00:06:06,435 Well, it can't be me! 184 00:06:06,471 --> 00:06:08,037 I'm the loving, supportive one. 185 00:06:08,072 --> 00:06:09,905 You're the grumbling, grouchy one 186 00:06:09,905 --> 00:06:10,904 I always hide behind. 187 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:11,872 Now go! 188 00:06:11,907 --> 00:06:13,040 Smush, smush, smush. 189 00:06:13,075 --> 00:06:14,708 [Groans] [Telephone rings] 190 00:06:14,744 --> 00:06:16,276 Hello? 191 00:06:16,312 --> 00:06:18,178 Adam: Have you checked on the cards? 192 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,444 What? 193 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,415 [Slowly] Have you checked on the cards? 194 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,517 No. 195 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:26,650 Nooo! 196 00:06:26,685 --> 00:06:27,517 Yes. [Chuckles] 197 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,953 You drew all over my cards! 198 00:06:29,988 --> 00:06:31,288 Tell me this is a joke. 199 00:06:31,323 --> 00:06:33,123 Say "April Fools'." Say it! 200 00:06:33,158 --> 00:06:34,324 No joke. 201 00:06:34,359 --> 00:06:37,160 One Castle Grayskull for your baseball cards. 202 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,695 Your toy's 100 bucks! 203 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:40,297 This is a million dollars! 204 00:06:40,332 --> 00:06:41,898 They're $1 a packet. 205 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:44,734 Everyone knows they triple in value every day. 206 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,469 This was my nest egg. 207 00:06:46,469 --> 00:06:48,869 Well, I guess you're gonna have to work for your money now. 208 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:49,901 Never. 209 00:06:49,937 --> 00:06:51,069 Mark my words... 210 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,939 you've waged a war you cannot win. 211 00:06:53,974 --> 00:06:55,407 I'm coming for you, brother. 212 00:06:55,442 --> 00:06:57,476 And I'm coming hard. 213 00:06:57,511 --> 00:06:59,111 Bring your best, bro, 214 00:06:59,146 --> 00:07:02,581 'cause nothing scares Adam Goldberg. 215 00:07:02,616 --> 00:07:03,682 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 216 00:07:03,717 --> 00:07:05,183 He's gonna come at me. 217 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:06,616 I told him to bring his best. 218 00:07:06,651 --> 00:07:07,851 Why would I suggest that? 219 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,520 Just apologize for what you did to Cal Ripken. 220 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,522 We're long past apologies now. 221 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,958 This is all-out war, and I'm gonna win. 222 00:07:14,993 --> 00:07:16,993 Kiddo, I fought in a real war. 223 00:07:17,028 --> 00:07:19,529 Trust me... there is no winner. 224 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,864 Pops was right. 225 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,332 While I protected my toys, 226 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:24,334 I forgot about one crucial item... 227 00:07:24,369 --> 00:07:25,702 my video camera. 228 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,171 No! What have you done?! 229 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:30,773 Okay, Barry, you've gone too far. 230 00:07:30,773 --> 00:07:33,039 You mess with my stuff, I mess with yours. 231 00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:34,638 This wasn't just stuff. 232 00:07:34,674 --> 00:07:36,607 This camera meant everything. 233 00:07:36,642 --> 00:07:38,342 It's like my best friend. 234 00:07:38,377 --> 00:07:39,510 Oh, relax. 235 00:07:39,545 --> 00:07:41,445 All I did was take it apart. 236 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,580 Here's the manual. 237 00:07:42,615 --> 00:07:44,748 Just... just put it back together. 238 00:07:46,752 --> 00:07:48,986 This is in Chinese! 239 00:07:49,021 --> 00:07:52,089 Remember... you smush, I push. 240 00:07:52,089 --> 00:07:53,055 Fair warning... 241 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:54,289 she's gonna get extremely upset, 242 00:07:54,325 --> 00:07:56,158 and she will throw something at you. 243 00:07:56,193 --> 00:07:58,760 I apologize in advance 'cause I'm gonna let it happen. 244 00:07:58,796 --> 00:08:02,163 Peanut, we need to talk. 245 00:08:02,163 --> 00:08:04,063 [Sighs] What do you want? 246 00:08:04,098 --> 00:08:06,632 I just want you to know... 247 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,334 [Sighs] 248 00:08:08,369 --> 00:08:10,836 That I support your singing 100%. 249 00:08:10,871 --> 00:08:12,004 - What? - Really? 250 00:08:12,039 --> 00:08:13,105 - Really. - What? 251 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:14,573 Forget about college. 252 00:08:14,609 --> 00:08:15,774 Gamble your life 253 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:18,510 in the dangerous and shady world of rock 'n' roll. 254 00:08:18,546 --> 00:08:20,212 - For real? - So real. 255 00:08:20,248 --> 00:08:21,580 Unless you mom's got something to add. 256 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:23,716 Uh, not at this moment. 257 00:08:23,751 --> 00:08:27,620 Um, I'm just letting the news wash over me 258 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:29,088 'cause it's so positive. 259 00:08:29,123 --> 00:08:30,656 [Chuckles] Dad, I give you my word... 260 00:08:30,691 --> 00:08:32,624 when Riki Gold sweeps the Grammys, 261 00:08:32,624 --> 00:08:34,524 you're will be the first person I thank. 262 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:35,458 Riki Gold? 263 00:08:35,494 --> 00:08:36,860 Yeah, it's my stage name. 264 00:08:37,395 --> 00:08:39,695 'Cause Goldberg is... You know. 265 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:42,665 You can be whoever you damn well please 266 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:46,402 because Daddy believes in you and your plan. 267 00:08:46,437 --> 00:08:47,737 Ooh, thanks, Dad! 268 00:08:47,772 --> 00:08:49,105 With that, my dad became the pusher... 269 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:50,306 - I'm so excited! - ... Forcing my mom 270 00:08:50,341 --> 00:08:51,741 - to become the smusher. - Thank you. 271 00:08:51,776 --> 00:08:54,043 - It's a bad plan. - What? 272 00:08:54,078 --> 00:08:55,311 You know I love you, 273 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:58,080 but you are gonna go to college and get a good job 274 00:08:58,116 --> 00:09:00,316 so I don't have to stay up late at night worrying. 275 00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:02,685 So, basically, you're a sham. 276 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,520 Every time that you said you believed in me, 277 00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:05,721 it was a lie? 278 00:09:05,757 --> 00:09:08,991 Of course not. It's still me. 279 00:09:09,027 --> 00:09:10,927 It's your mama, snuggle monkey. 280 00:09:10,962 --> 00:09:12,028 Lies! 281 00:09:12,063 --> 00:09:13,796 I am not your snuggle monkey. 282 00:09:13,831 --> 00:09:15,431 You don't mean that. 283 00:09:15,466 --> 00:09:17,266 Oh, I mean it. 284 00:09:17,302 --> 00:09:20,102 And you can never call me Snuggly or Squishy 285 00:09:20,138 --> 00:09:22,905 or Boopie or Schmoopie ever again. 286 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:25,141 Do not take Schmoopie away from me. 287 00:09:25,176 --> 00:09:26,676 Don't you dare! 288 00:09:26,711 --> 00:09:30,913 It's just I... I don't want you to fail. 289 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:33,316 Well, that makes me want to succeed even more. 290 00:09:33,351 --> 00:09:35,985 I will sing for quarters on the subway. 291 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:39,855 I will sleep on lumpy couches owned by creepy disc jockeys. 292 00:09:39,891 --> 00:09:41,624 Sure, when times get tough, 293 00:09:41,659 --> 00:09:44,260 I may have to go cry in a bank vestibule. 294 00:09:44,329 --> 00:09:45,661 But then, in the end, 295 00:09:45,697 --> 00:09:48,431 I will be bigger than Tiffany and Debbie Gibson. 296 00:09:48,466 --> 00:09:50,866 But not Madonna because... I'm realistic. 297 00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,171 [Sighs] 298 00:09:56,485 --> 00:09:59,918 Since neither of my parents wanted to be the smusher, 299 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:01,451 they turned to Erica's teacher for help. 300 00:10:01,486 --> 00:10:04,053 Thank you so much for meeting with us on a Saturday. 301 00:10:04,089 --> 00:10:06,322 Honestly, we really do appreciate it. 302 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:07,555 Anything for Erica. 303 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:09,690 In all of my years of teaching, 304 00:10:09,726 --> 00:10:13,027 I have never had a student so passionate and talented. 305 00:10:13,027 --> 00:10:15,828 Oh, that is so nice to hear. 306 00:10:15,863 --> 00:10:17,730 And I'm gonna need you to shut your mouth 307 00:10:17,765 --> 00:10:18,898 and never say that again. 308 00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:20,633 What? I... 309 00:10:20,668 --> 00:10:22,101 Let me chime in here. 310 00:10:22,136 --> 00:10:24,737 Actively destroy her dreams. 311 00:10:24,737 --> 00:10:26,103 Thank you so much. 312 00:10:26,138 --> 00:10:28,238 [Chuckling] Yeah, I'm not gonna agree to that. 313 00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:29,073 I'm her teacher. 314 00:10:29,108 --> 00:10:31,441 It is my job to inspire her, not to hold her back. 315 00:10:31,441 --> 00:10:33,107 Let me pipe in here, Mur. 316 00:10:33,142 --> 00:10:34,275 We would appreciate it 317 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,944 if you would shame her into quitting 318 00:10:36,944 --> 00:10:41,113 using, say, scare tactics or negative reinforcement. 319 00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:42,882 I don't want to tell you how to do your job. 320 00:10:42,882 --> 00:10:43,881 You get it. 321 00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:44,882 I really don't get it. 322 00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,550 Let me sound off here, Bev. 323 00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:48,385 What my wife is trying to say... 324 00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:50,688 and I think we can all agree on this... 325 00:10:50,723 --> 00:10:53,557 a career in music... it's absurd. 326 00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:56,158 [Scoffs] I... Don't agree. 327 00:10:56,193 --> 00:10:57,626 Let me finish this off, Mur. 328 00:10:57,661 --> 00:11:00,529 See, millions of girls want to be stars, 329 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,230 but they end up becoming waitresses or dog walkers 330 00:11:03,265 --> 00:11:04,298 or music teachers. 331 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,600 And that is no life anyone would wish 332 00:11:06,635 --> 00:11:07,734 for their little girl. 333 00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:08,835 No offense. 334 00:11:08,871 --> 00:11:11,638 Literally couldn't be more offended. 335 00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:12,873 Let me take the wheel here, Bev. 336 00:11:12,908 --> 00:11:14,041 Uh, you know what? Don't take wheel. 337 00:11:14,076 --> 00:11:15,042 Okay? [Laughs] 338 00:11:15,077 --> 00:11:17,477 Beverly, I cannot believe this. 339 00:11:17,513 --> 00:11:19,913 I... even though you give me hives 340 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:23,782 and I am stalked in my dreams by a blond monster, 341 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:24,950 I have always respected 342 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,052 the way that you support your kids no matter what. 343 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,321 [Sighs] Look. It's just... 344 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,857 what she wants to do, it's such a long shot. 345 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,390 It is if you're not there for her. 346 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:36,859 Do you think that Tiffany or Debbie Gibson 347 00:11:36,894 --> 00:11:38,427 would have made it without their mothers? 348 00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:39,662 No. 349 00:11:39,697 --> 00:11:41,030 They not only support their daughters, 350 00:11:41,065 --> 00:11:42,731 they manage their whole careers. 351 00:11:42,731 --> 00:11:44,197 What's that, now? 352 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,332 My mom realized 353 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,567 that she could hijack Erica's career 354 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,703 and be both a mom and a manager. 355 00:11:49,738 --> 00:11:51,104 Momager. 356 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,606 While my mom was plotting Erica's rise to stardom, 357 00:11:53,606 --> 00:11:55,839 I was planning Barry's fall from grace. 358 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,441 I'd win the Cold War 359 00:11:57,476 --> 00:11:59,376 by taking away the one thing he loved most... 360 00:11:59,412 --> 00:12:01,011 his hot lady friend. 361 00:12:01,046 --> 00:12:03,180 Hi, um, Lainey. 362 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:05,883 Look, I know I showed my bra to Dave Kim for five bucks, 363 00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:07,017 but it's not, like, a thing. 364 00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:10,220 No. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. 365 00:12:10,256 --> 00:12:13,824 Barry asked me to come here and terminate your relationship. 366 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,460 Yeah, that's just not realistic, Dude. 367 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:17,593 Damn it. 368 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:19,060 What's going on with you two? 369 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,459 He broke my video camera. 370 00:12:20,494 --> 00:12:22,094 Why would he do that? 371 00:12:22,129 --> 00:12:23,796 I told him I liked Sweet Barry. 372 00:12:23,831 --> 00:12:26,265 Turns out, there is no Sweet Barry... 373 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:29,268 only Yelly, Punchy Barry. 374 00:12:30,171 --> 00:12:31,871 I don't want to say that you could do better, 375 00:12:31,906 --> 00:12:33,505 but we're all thinking it. 376 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:34,907 Hmm. 377 00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,375 You are so dead! 378 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,475 Am I? 'Cause I've never felt more alive. 379 00:12:38,511 --> 00:12:40,978 Lainey said she had to think about our future. 380 00:12:40,978 --> 00:12:42,211 I can't have her thinking. 381 00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:43,779 What if she sees me for what I am? 382 00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:45,347 Well, maybe you should have thought of that 383 00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:46,481 before you were who you are. 384 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,051 I... Feel... Anger! 385 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,423 What the hell?! 386 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,925 Where's all your nerd stuff for me to stomp on? 387 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,360 Put it all in storage. 388 00:12:58,395 --> 00:13:01,230 Now I live in a room without joy and happiness. 389 00:13:01,265 --> 00:13:04,099 In... Your... Face. 390 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:06,566 I can't believe it. 391 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:09,202 You actually beat me. 392 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,607 April fools. 393 00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:16,940 As my brother was preparing to take me down, 394 00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:19,076 Tiffany was preparing to take the stage 395 00:13:19,111 --> 00:13:21,211 in front of a thousand screaming teenage girls. 396 00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:22,312 Erica: Sorry, guys. 397 00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:24,347 Just got to squeeze right through you. 398 00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:25,579 Yeah, thanks. 399 00:13:25,615 --> 00:13:28,449 Oh, excuse me. Hi. I'm Er... I'm, uh, Riki Gold. 400 00:13:28,484 --> 00:13:30,217 And, uh, I just wanted to know 401 00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:32,219 if you could give this demo tape to Tiffany 402 00:13:32,255 --> 00:13:33,754 and let her know that I recorded it 403 00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,489 on my broken boom box in my bathroom, 404 00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,057 which isn't totally soundproof. 405 00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:39,527 You can kind of hear my dad yelling in the background. 406 00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:42,563 But in the end, uh, my voice totally shines through. 407 00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:43,731 Sure thing, kid. 408 00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:45,366 Oh, my God. It actually worked. 409 00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:47,201 It did not work. 410 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,835 Every other girl in town had a demo tape, too. 411 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,404 Wow. That's a lot of tapes. 412 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,673 But Riki Gold had a plan "B"... 413 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,141 sneak up to the tour bus and get discovered 414 00:13:56,177 --> 00:13:57,976 by singing directly to Tiffany herself. 415 00:13:58,012 --> 00:13:59,845 It was foolproof! 416 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,413 What the hell?! 417 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,782 Unfortunately, every other fool in town... 418 00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:06,149 - Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me. - ... Had the exact same plan. 419 00:14:06,185 --> 00:14:08,351 Lainey, what are you doing here? 420 00:14:08,387 --> 00:14:10,020 Duh. I want to be famous. 421 00:14:10,055 --> 00:14:12,622 Uh, no, wanting to be famous is my thing. 422 00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:13,590 Hi, girls. 423 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:14,725 Scooch over. Scooch. 424 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,460 Oh, my God. Why are you here? 425 00:14:16,495 --> 00:14:18,061 You parents maybe made me question 426 00:14:18,097 --> 00:14:19,696 some of my life choices. 427 00:14:19,732 --> 00:14:22,466 Sort of my last gasp here. Really need this win. [Note plays] 428 00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:24,501 No, this is my plan. 429 00:14:25,838 --> 00:14:28,939 Children, behave 430 00:14:28,974 --> 00:14:32,008 Running just as fast as we can 431 00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:35,545 Holding on to one another's hands 432 00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:37,047 - [Engine revs] - trying to get away 433 00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,515 - Into the night - Night! 434 00:14:38,515 --> 00:14:39,881 Tiffany! Tiffany! 435 00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:41,316 Erica's dreams of stardom 436 00:14:41,351 --> 00:14:44,019 were literally driving away before her very eyes. 437 00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:46,221 Meanwhile, Barry's dream of obliterating me 438 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:47,856 was about to become reality. 439 00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:50,492 For years, he held onto a secret weapon... 440 00:14:50,527 --> 00:14:51,926 something so powerful 441 00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:54,262 that it could only be unleashed in a time of true war. 442 00:14:54,297 --> 00:14:57,132 And that time was now. 443 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,800 Oh, no. 444 00:14:58,835 --> 00:15:01,769 Oh, yes. 445 00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:04,536 Oh, no. 446 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,338 I had taken Barry's girlfriend, 447 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,273 and he would take my dignity by unleashing 448 00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:10,574 the most embarrassing sears glamour portrait 449 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:13,477 the world had ever seen, knee-high socks and all. 450 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,045 Oh, no! Aah! 451 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,247 Adam: Barry. 452 00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:19,716 Hey, Buddy. What brings you by? 453 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,885 How?! I destroyed this photo! 454 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,121 You mean... This one? 455 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:28,225 The one where Mom dragged you to a studio photographer 456 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,960 dressed like a sad, little dandy? 457 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:33,463 And I will post it all over the school. 458 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,598 No! You can't! 459 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,000 That will completely destroy me! 460 00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:39,169 Oh, my God. Pops was right! 461 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,370 No one wins a war. 462 00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:42,672 Actually, somebody does win... 463 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,641 whoever's got the bigger nuke. 464 00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:47,077 And I've got the Adam bomb. [Atom] 465 00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:51,305 My mom had officially dedicated her life 466 00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:53,071 to managing my sister's music career. 467 00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:55,705 Only problem... Erica had no idea. 468 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,804 Erica: What the... 469 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,307 why is my awful 10th-grade yearbook photo 470 00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:02,043 on t-shirts, buttons, and bumper stickers? 471 00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:05,046 Because your Momager got you your first gig. 472 00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:07,749 You're playing The Del Ennis Bowling Lanes 473 00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,550 at 10:00 A.M. on Tuesday! 474 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,119 Who's gonna be at The Del Ennis Lanes 475 00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:12,620 at 10:00 A.M. on a Tuesday? 476 00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:15,256 Well, Del will be there and Bonnie, his wife. 477 00:16:15,256 --> 00:16:16,255 She rents the shoes. 478 00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,790 And, uh, I'll be there 479 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,890 [Singsong voice] selling these puffy paint t-shirts. 480 00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:21,289 Hmm? [Chuckles] 481 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,824 [Normal voice] If Del allows it. 482 00:16:22,859 --> 00:16:24,459 He's trying to take a cut of the merch. 483 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:25,527 I'm into it with him. 484 00:16:25,562 --> 00:16:26,928 You don't need to know the details. 485 00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:28,763 - Mom, maybe I should... - No. 486 00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:30,365 You were right about me. 487 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,001 I've supported you your whole life. 488 00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:35,370 But when it really mattered, when you really needed me, 489 00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:37,038 I panicked. 490 00:16:37,073 --> 00:16:39,174 Well, from now on, we're in this together... 491 00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:43,545 all day, every day, on the tour bus, in hotels, 492 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:46,347 you and your biggest fan, your mama. 493 00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:49,247 That's why I'm gonna momage you straight to the top. 494 00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:52,381 I'm gonna make sure no one ever smushes your dreams again. 495 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,249 You have to smush my dreams. 496 00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:55,648 No, no, no. I'm out of that game. 497 00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:57,083 From now on, I'm a pusher. 498 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,117 No, Mom's the pusher. We can't have two pushers. 499 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,119 Then I'll actually have to follow through on things. 500 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,055 Wait... I-I thought this is what you wanted. 501 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,223 Don't give it up 502 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,024 just 'cause your mom bought a bunch of puffy paint. 503 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,193 It's not just Mom. 504 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,761 I went to that mall, and I realized 505 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,331 there's a million girls out there just like me. 506 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,367 And the truth is, you were right. 507 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,170 I just don't have a shot. 508 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,572 As Erica was giving up on her dreams, 509 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,842 Barry was about to obliterate my reality. 510 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,380 [Cheering in distance] 511 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,883 Hey. 512 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,218 What's going on? 513 00:17:34,218 --> 00:17:35,384 Dude, it's crazy. 514 00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:37,085 The Berlin wall just fell. 515 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:41,957 It was one of those moments 516 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,557 you remember for the rest of your life... 517 00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,259 a country divided, coming together 518 00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:47,127 for a shining moment of peace. 519 00:17:47,162 --> 00:17:49,129 And as Barry watched it all unfold, 520 00:17:49,164 --> 00:17:52,900 he realized it was time to end the war at home. 521 00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:55,369 Adam: My camera! 522 00:17:55,404 --> 00:17:56,937 How did you get the money to fix it? 523 00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:58,737 I sold my Barkley shoe back to Dave Sirota. 524 00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:00,438 But what about the photo? 525 00:18:00,474 --> 00:18:02,207 You were about to drop the Adam bomb. 526 00:18:02,242 --> 00:18:04,409 I saw something today that changed me. 527 00:18:04,444 --> 00:18:07,145 David Hasselhoff was on top of the Great Wall of China 528 00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:09,212 in a light-up jacket singing about freedom. 529 00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,280 And it occurred to me, if "Knight Rider" 530 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,915 can make east and west Russia find common ground, 531 00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,183 maybe we can, too. 532 00:18:16,218 --> 00:18:18,385 While your facts are wildly off, 533 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,253 your spirit is right on the money. 534 00:18:20,289 --> 00:18:21,555 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 535 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:23,757 Sure, I'm athletic and enjoy awesome stuff 536 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,225 while everything you know and love 537 00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:26,693 is for losers who suck at life, 538 00:18:26,729 --> 00:18:30,130 but even though we're from two different worlds, 539 00:18:30,165 --> 00:18:31,765 I believe we can live in harmony. 540 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,702 Wait. You gave me back what I love. 541 00:18:36,872 --> 00:18:38,805 Time to return the favor. 542 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:40,240 [Rapping] I'm a bad boy 543 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:41,942 But a good guy 544 00:18:41,977 --> 00:18:43,676 On the outside, I'm tough 545 00:18:43,676 --> 00:18:45,409 On the inside, I cry 546 00:18:45,444 --> 00:18:47,244 I'm always on the streets 547 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:48,746 Rhymin' and schemin' 548 00:18:48,781 --> 00:18:51,815 But when I think of your face, I get sensitive feelings 549 00:18:51,851 --> 00:18:53,283 I mouth off to the cops 550 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:54,952 And get myself in trouble 551 00:18:54,987 --> 00:18:57,788 But when you bail me out, we watch "splash" and cuddle 552 00:18:57,823 --> 00:18:59,723 See, I'm a bad boy 553 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:00,991 But a sweet guy 554 00:19:01,027 --> 00:19:02,693 I get in trouble 555 00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:04,395 And I don't know why 556 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:05,929 So take big tasty back 557 00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:07,231 You know you can't resist 558 00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:11,635 So on a humbler note, I really need this 559 00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:16,807 That was... Uncomfortable. 560 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,040 Point is, he got my camera fixed. 561 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,242 That's sweet. 562 00:19:20,277 --> 00:19:21,777 He really is a good brother. 563 00:19:22,846 --> 00:19:24,780 You're not so bad yourself. 564 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,348 [Tiffany's "I think we're alone now" plays] 565 00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:31,853 Here. For your demo. 566 00:19:31,853 --> 00:19:34,287 But we agreed you were gonna talk to Mom. 567 00:19:34,322 --> 00:19:35,388 And I will. 568 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,624 But I just need you to know 569 00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:41,160 that there's nobody else out there like you... nobody. 570 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,328 Look. I got my dream. 571 00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:46,530 I got this house, I got the family, I got you. 572 00:19:46,565 --> 00:19:48,698 And if this is what you really want, 573 00:19:48,698 --> 00:19:51,298 I say go for it. 574 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,234 To a parent, that's scary as hell. 575 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:56,303 But I can't have you live your life 576 00:19:56,339 --> 00:19:58,872 thinking I held you back. 577 00:20:02,311 --> 00:20:04,278 - Children, behave - Dad. 578 00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:05,846 Yeah? 579 00:20:05,881 --> 00:20:09,450 What you said... that was really, um... 580 00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:11,719 And watch how you play 581 00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:13,287 Thank you. 582 00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:14,288 They don't understand 583 00:20:14,357 --> 00:20:16,323 Anything for you, Peanut. 584 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:18,092 That's the thing about family... 585 00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:21,027 you fight, you argue, you wage all-out war, 586 00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:24,028 but at the end of the day, you're always on the same side. 587 00:20:24,063 --> 00:20:25,229 Tryin' to get away 588 00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:26,164 - Into the night - 'Cause in a world 589 00:20:26,199 --> 00:20:27,832 where everyone tries to smush you down, 590 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:30,534 the one thing you got is your family 591 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:31,702 to push you forward. 592 00:20:31,738 --> 00:20:34,605 I think we're alone now 593 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,242 There doesn't seem to be anyone around 594 00:20:38,277 --> 00:20:40,277 That's my superstar client. 595 00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:42,246 You're not gonna be the momager. 596 00:20:42,281 --> 00:20:43,581 We'll see. 597 00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:45,616 ... Is the only sound 598 00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:51,622 Glad that's gone forever. [Chuckles] 599 00:20:55,061 --> 00:20:57,027 [Ding!] 600 00:20:59,897 --> 00:21:02,029 Riki Gold, big tasty, 601 00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:04,363 thank you for meeting me on such short notice. 602 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:06,365 Meeting? We're eating breakfast. 603 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,799 Let me cut to the chase. 604 00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:10,702 What I'm looking at are two musical giants 605 00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:12,103 on the precipice of greatness, 606 00:21:12,128 --> 00:21:14,128 - and as your momager, - (Both) No! 607 00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:17,453 I present The Tasty Gold Experience! 608 00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:19,853 Even better I won't even take 10%, 609 00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:21,977 you can pay me on huggies and smoochies. 610 00:21:21,977 --> 00:21:23,977 Both: No! 611 00:21:24,002 --> 00:21:27,002 Synced and Corrected by Laulau www.addic7ed.com 612 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:31,602 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0